Finals Week Trend 3: the "crash" diet

You start to write your paper, but its just not working. So what do you do? Duh, any cheetah girl knows that solution, find as much vyvanse or adderall as possible. Most cheetahs are already prescribed, how the hell else am I supposed to stay ano? (did you really think it was that ez?)

It's the perfect accessory to make you a hot commodity this week, your contact info will get passed around faster than you can say "are my hands shaking?" I meannnn, how else are you going to get any social contact cooped up in Clough or Palmer? But remember to dress for the occasion, yep, I'm talking sweatpantz.

T-shirt: Pike Christmas Formal 2009 Sweatpants: Victoria's Secret Pink Collection Scarf: Old Navy

Taking Rhodes by storm, this outfit highlights both of your party sides: that formal you attended, and the assets that got you the invitation.

Lacking the foundations to hold up the elastic? You're in luck. Finals make a fatass  a change in eating patterns totally socially acceptable. Would I be caught getting a grande iced caramel macchiato (okay fine, venti) any other time?

Check it: Papa Johns pizza, and not 1 but 2 NONDIET cokes. Can you say all time low? 

Its okay, no one said it was easy to put off work until the night before. You can only be cracked out for so long before the crash, when binge eating strikes (exhibit A: Lindsey Lohan or Khloe Kardashian). However, cheetahz, remember this is temporary. It will cause major skin damage, but we have weekly facials for that.

At least we're burning calories by committing the social suicide of carrying our own books. This week, its allowed, I mean we have been chasing with water all semester...
[ #i'mhydrating,notcountingcalories! ;) ]. So blame your bitchy mood on the ADD meds, not the girl next to you that wont stfu, and fix it with some serious comfort food (for all of our sakes).