I mean, who else can look as good as me? Kate moss scratch that one, she's too mainstream.
Last night I was walking into the middle ground to take a break and out of the corner of my eye I saw a broody, dark boy sulking behind his computer in the corner. What more could I ask for, I mean I've already been through the frat scene well, one too many times around the lot if you ask me. So when I saw this boy I just had to take his picture. Of course the middle ground was the ultimate source, the checkered floors just scream HIP. Also the florescent lighting, I mean ladiez, you don't even have to use your hipstamatic or instagram to get that yellow glow. All this being said, I mean HELLO, why wouldn't you hang out here.
This victim proved to be the ultimate hipster, I mean he was even following the color trends set by our first victims, blue, the ultimate winter color. Who needs white? You're just going to spill your skinny latte on it or smear your Dior Lipstick on it somehow. Also, look at those apple products, so hip, I mean have you seen their new commercial? These are some secrets I will tell.
Last night I was walking into the middle ground to take a break and out of the corner of my eye I saw a broody, dark boy sulking behind his computer in the corner. What more could I ask for, I mean I've already been through the frat scene well, one too many times around the lot if you ask me. So when I saw this boy I just had to take his picture. Of course the middle ground was the ultimate source, the checkered floors just scream HIP. Also the florescent lighting, I mean ladiez, you don't even have to use your hipstamatic or instagram to get that yellow glow. All this being said, I mean HELLO, why wouldn't you hang out here.
This victim proved to be the ultimate hipster, I mean he was even following the color trends set by our first victims, blue, the ultimate winter color. Who needs white? You're just going to spill your skinny latte on it or smear your Dior Lipstick on it somehow. Also, look at those apple products, so hip, I mean have you seen their new commercial? These are some secrets I will tell.
Jacket:American Apparel Polo:Vintage Glasses:Warby Parker
This Victim embodies hip. When will you? If you ever feel so compelled to be victimized, come find me. Of course due to my immediate popularity I won't reveal my sources, but don't worry I will be watching.
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